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[hethoughtofcars]

i've had this remarkably large pimple for the better part of a week now. wiping the fog from the mirror every morning, i watched as it grew from an ominous little blip to a full-scale burial mound, consecrated in the valley between my lower lip and chin. poking, prodding, and benzoyl peroxide could not deter this dermatological menace, and so i was

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[anomia]

that would have made an excellent college essay.

[toastednut]

liberal amounts of sake = 1 small wooden box.

you re a masochist

[metalhedwig]

you form a relationship w/ yr blemish when you know it will abandon you in a matter of days.--mza.

[geezlouise]

that is brilliant. it reminds me of the movie "how to get ahead in advertising," which could have been much better than it actually was.
i've added you as a friend, i hope you don't mind!

[hethoughtofcars]

i've not seen that film, but understandably withnail and i would be a tough act to follow...

cheers, willkommen & such.

crap

[anonymous]

perhaps eat some more cock

[hethoughtofcars]

is that you roxxxy??