"Forget politics and join the Mario Party with Mario Party 5 for Nintendo GameCube." this is very harmful. the children of america are apathetic enough as it is. i am in opposition to this advertising campaign etc. also, mario and i are no longer together.

three things i learned today:
1. lance bangs is married to corin tucker
2. lily tomlin is a lesbian
3. margaret mead was a lesbian

one more thing i want to learn:
WHAT DOES LANCE BANGS LOOK LIKE?

I wrote this poem for class today ( Read more... )

WHAT THE FUCK
ELLIOTT SMITH DIED TODAY (tuesday) AND NO ONE TOLD ME
FUCK I LOVE ELLIOTT SMITH WHAT THE FUCK
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T KNOW

i have tentatively decided to change my major to english

i threw up for the first time being drunk.

i threw up three times at plato's.

i am ashamed.

by the way i am going to marry mario when i graduate in 2006.

you are all invited to the wedding.

it will be sexy, much as i am on a day to day basis.

this creepy fucker in my creative writing class who wants to kill/fuck me wrote a three page poem for workshop that is clearly about me. the whole ancedote works better if i read you the poem on the phone or let you read it in person. also i must provide some background information. but at the moment my attention span is fleeting at best.

The sexy lady was putting her hands all over the other sexy lady. Talea could be satisfied watching them and eating gummy worms all day, but this was not a bed and breakfast, no, sir, there was a job to be done. Her eyes widened and mouth fell open involuntarily when they started hugging wildly. She shook her head. She couldn’t afford to be ( Read more... )

in case you are not convinced that you should listen to my radio show, this is what i played tonight:
01. Silkworm - Raised By Tigers ( Read more... )

i am completely tired tired tired. i have to update about RADIOHEAD and BJORK. they played CREEP. and last night HYPERBALLAD brought tears to my eyes. also i got a powerbook g4 a couple weeks ago. so now i need to download an ftp program along the lines of ws_ftp, and i can't figure out how to make umlauts, and i can't see alt tags anymore. ( Read more... )