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[metalhedwig]

this creepy fucker in my creative writing class who wants to kill/fuck me wrote a three page poem for workshop that is clearly about me. the whole ancedote works better if i read you the poem on the phone or let you read it in person. also i must provide some background information. but at the moment my attention span is fleeting at best.

Comments

[caraleigh]

everybody call ivy about this, it is for real and incredible,

straight out of law and order

l8,
cbg

submit this haiku for workshop

[journalwk]

My boyfriend moerders
Anyone who bothers me
He use knives dead fuck

[jathomas]

Okay, I totally want to hear it...

[grinchyjen]

1!!! I wanna hear!!

a war of woids

[rambert]

You should write a poem wherein the protagonist, a knife-weilding murderer, realizes the weapon is compensation for his Vienna sausage-like penis and habit of premature ejaculation.

Since he'll never be capable of providing a woman the "tiny death" of orgasm, he seeks to kill them instead.

Do it on the sly--pretending it's a Freudian analysis of Psycho, or gangster flicks or something.

Strictly textbook. The guy should buy some Viagra and a book called: how to be sick and original.