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"There is nothing in the desert, and no man needs nothing."
A part of me darkens with each bottle-battling, Anglo-Irish, '60s Shakespearean actor who fucks-off to infinity or oblivion. Thank you, Peter O'Toole. I think there's some Glenfiddich in the cabinet.
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percontation point?
Interesting Wiki on the history of snarky, ironic punctuation. Today, we'd just use a tampon symbol & a picture of David Spade.
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felix anus novus
New Year's res #1: Fully embrace Keatsian Negative Capability. -
good day to skip breakfast
Watched a woman today on the train, trimming her toenails, staring distractedly as they accumulated on the floor like pork rinds. Then, ignoring my stares, she pulled on her flip-flops and went back to reading People Magazine. -
a dead man in deptford
Reading a novel on the life of Christopher Marlowe. The secret, as with any life, is not letting knowledge of its end ruin your joy at the events in progress. Also, FYI: BBQ & yerba tea give you a wicked case of the farts. bit.ly/akLYGN -
vague, beige, shadow-filled fiction
Joe sucks-off his cigarette?
Stilted sentences? Check. Gratuitous drug references? Got ‘em. Rich-boy-pining-for-authenticity dialogue? Oh, yes. James Franco is a good actor & a cool guy. This said, Esquire should just hire Perez Hilton as their new literary editor and jump the shark ( Read more... ) -
Pat Robertson Is An Asshole
The despicable subtext of Pat Robertson's Haiti comment is that these people had it coming. Parsing the illogic of religion is pointless, like an all night, wooly, junior college bong-session; expecting religious parables to be logical is like busting the Buddha for not lowering his cholesterol. Let's write 'Pat Robertson is an asshole' and call it ( Read more... ) -
world's tallest midget
Krikey. It's like Willy Wonka meets Lord of the Flies out there. Next year, I'm dressing as a guy who got a vasectomy.
Just read the headline, 'The best writing John Grisham has ever done'--Pat Conroy. Which is sort of like saying, 'The best social program ever enacted by Adolph Hitler'--Joseph Stalin, or 'The most cutting edge album Hanson has ever ( Read more... ) -
all purpose, really basic, hinges-of-hades hot sauce
- 10 habanero peppers
- 10 jalapeno chiles (preferably red)
- 1 large onion, minced
- 1 6-ounce can of tomato paste
- 1 1/4 cups white vinegar
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