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[onteamdyson]

sej3kjt3 sdlg SDJGH <3 <3 <3 :) sjd !!!

[Ah, there we go! The video switches on, even if part of the picture is covered by a tiny thumb. Kenzi appears to be sitting near the second floor staircase close to her room. She's very small and not happy.]

It's tooooo far! My shoe keeps undoing.

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[starkingenuity]

[Tormenting Loki? Oooh, sounds good. Banner's already come to collect him and stopped him from welding his hands together so now he's back in his room... He's sent Bruce to get snacks. Tony turns the door knob hard and grins out into the hall at Kenzi.]

In here!

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[She jumps up, grabs the phone, and runs down the hall into his room. When she gets in there, she bounces around a few times and twirl and then HUGS HIM! Really, she doesn't need the sugar.]

We're hiding! He's never gonna find us ever.

[starkingenuity]

YEAH!

[Tony can really get into this. She feeds him more than either of them realize.]

Banner will be out Kitchen Bitch and read us stories!

[Because stories are important.]

His papers are amazing! He's a great writer!

[greenisnteasy]

[Except Bruce also has snacks for Tony -- chips, in their own pre-sealed bag and everything -- and when he doesn't spot Kenzi, he goes to Tony's room to drop those off first. He catches what they're saying as he approaches the doorway. At first he's kind of surly about it, but the compliment is... nice and unexpected. Sweetens him back up.]

Pretty sure you're the only kid in the world who wants to hear me talk about gamma radiation. Also, found you.

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[Kenzi's too busy giggling because Tony said bitch. But then she sees Bruce and the bouncing starts up again! Now poor Bruce has a tinier Kenzi stuck to his leg.]

Your papers are amazing.

[Not that she can read anything more complicated than a Dr. Seuss book right now.]

Read us something, BB! We're hiding. We're .... [Shit. She knows this word. Why can't she remember this word?] FUGITIVES!

[handyhandyhand]

Kenzi, I got food!

[He heard a voice, he came wandering, that was life for Handy. And the chocolate he was carrying was very very melt and currently ruining his pockets. He would of held it but instead Blue was in his arms. And he was MUCH bigger for little Handy.]

Anthony! You're small as well!

[starkingenuity]

[Hey Kenzi, back off! He saw him first--. Oh. Handy? Must be. Who else would bring Blue?]

How much did you bring?

[He takes Blue from Handy and tosses him onto the bed.]

[greenisnteasy]

[Oh Jesus, another one? He hands Tony his chips because he has too much stuff in his hands and a tiny child on his leg, and he's beginning to feel way too much like a designated grownup. He didn't even babysit when he was a teenager! He volunteered at science camps for stuff that would look good on his college application, but that was like twice!]

I brought stuff too, but maybe not enough for you, champ. [Did he just say that?] Are you, erm, Handy?

[Maybe if he offers Kenzi the cookies she'll let him go.]

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[That is indeed a brilliant idea, Bruce. She swipes the cookies, gives them to Handy with a kiss on the cheek, and then runs INTO the bed. She wants to play with Blue! Graceful is not a word to describe tiny Kenzi as she hauls herself up on the bed and starts JUMPING.]

Handy's GINGER! Hi, Blue!

[She jumps one last time and flops on the bed next to him. Hugs will calm her down! Robot hugs.]

[handyhandyhand]

I am! I shrunk this morning and-- don't throw Blue, Tony!

[For that, Handy isn't sharing the very warm chocolate he's removing from his pocket and-- oh, yes, it's now all over his hands. Expect that to somehow find itself on your stuff and clothes.]

Children are hugging me, does this mean I will get eternal youth? Children enjoy me more than Clyde.

[Handy looks up at Bruce and grins.] You have sheep hair. Can I touch?

[starkingenuity]

[Don't let him, Bruce. Look at those hands! Tony's not paying attention, he's too busy kneeling on his bed, grabby hands out for Blue so that he can play too.]

Blue! Since us that song about the Amigos!

[Banner taught him how to sing the Toy Story 3 song in Spanish. Tony's always been fond of it.]

[greenisnteasy]

[Sheep hair? That's a new one.]

Um... How about you can touch my hair when your hands aren't sticky?

[He'd been wishing he could have kids recently, and probably that wish is still there, but it kind of gets smaller and smaller as more kids enter the room and he feels out of his league.]

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[Kenzi doesn't pass Blue over to Tony until she is done giving him five kisses. Exactly five.]

What's a Clyde? Oooh! Yes! Sing a song!

[It sounds familiar. Something Handy said? About the library maybe.]

Bruce has BEAUTIFUL hair!

[handyhandyhand]

Aww but Bruce! That's not fair!

[He swiftly tosses the manky chocolate... on the floor. The licks his hands and wipes them on his clothes. they'll be ready soon!]

Websters dictionary defines Clyde as the following: an attention seeking robot who thinks he's better than everyone else and has a very stupid casing that makes him look bulky.

[Little Handy just sighs. Clyde doesn't even MOVE.]

I shall commence singing! Weeee!

[starkingenuity]

Yo soy tu amiga fiel....

[Yep. Tony's singing too, and when Kenzi invariably gives him that look, tells Blue to teach Kenzi the song too. Look, Banner. Tame children with learning!]

[greenisnteasy]

[Okay, that's just too freaking adorable. Taming them with learning is about all he can muster. Learning seems safe, right? He sits on the bed because otherwise he feels too tall in this room.]

Cierra los ojos y recuerda que yo soy tu amigo fiel. [It's hard not to sing along to this song.]

Thanks, Kenzi. And... [He leans back to the nightstand and pulls out a bottle of his homemade Purell, passing it to Handy. He's really going to have to make more of this stuff.] Here.