and he farted immediately. Bad Jim, bad!

"Bring back the waves... The waves make me feel peaceful."

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Main Card

* Light Heavyweight bout: Quinton Jackson vs. Keith Jardine via 3rd round TKO
* Heavyweight bout: Shane Carwin vs. Gabriel Gonzaga via 1st round TKO
* Welterweight bout: Matt Brown vs. Pete Sell via 3rd round TKO
* Light Heavyweight bout: Matt Hamill vs. Mark Munoz via decision
* Lightweight bout: Gray Maynard vs. Jim ( Read more... )

Main card

* Lightweight bout: Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Stevenson via decision
* Welterweight bout: Dan Hardy vs. Rory Markham via 2nd round TKO
* Middleweight bout: Nate Marquardt vs. Wilson Gouveia via 3rd round TKO
* Middleweight bout: Demian Maia vs. Chael Sonnen via 2nd round submission
* Welterweight bout: Josh Koscheck ( Read more... )

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long afloat on shipless oceans
i did all my best to smile

Main Card

* Lightweight bout: Joe Lauzon vs. Jeremy Stephens via decision
* Heavyweight bout: Cain Velasquez vs. Denis Stojnić via 1st round TKO
* Lightweight bout: Mac Danzig vs. Josh Neer via decision
* Welterweight bout: Luigi Fioravanti vs. Anthony Johnson via 2nd round TKO

Preliminary Card

* Lightweight bout: Kurt ( Read more... )

Main Card

* Welterweight Championship bout: Georges St. Pierre vs. BJ Penn via decision
* Light Heavyweight bout: Lyoto Machida vs. Thiago Silva Machida via decision
* Light Heavyweight bout: Stephan Bonnar vs. Jon Jones via 1st round submission
* Welterweight bout: Karo Parisyan vs. Dong Hyun Kim via 2nd round tko ( Read more... )