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[hey__lushx]

$20 has gone up missing from my purse.
I return home from work only to find a $1bill
and some change living in my wallet.WTF.
The perpetrator, most likely my 13yr old bro.
I hate him4lyfe. I'll murder him at sunset.
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The weekend needs to arrive via-NOW. okokok?
The End.

Comments

[paperbagromance]

ill help. ©

[hey__lushx]

naaaaah.

[_jerseylove]

Brothers=the devil.

[hey__lushx]

truth.

[filmstars]

psh, it couldnt of been your brother. hes under my care now!

[hey__lushx]

it was him, back with a vengeance!

[allbutlegall]

i say we handle this old skool style and steal his underwear and stick it in the freezer.

i loved doing that when i was little.

[hey__lushx]

I never did that.

But at a slumber party in 4th grade these girls stuck this one girl who fell asleep-before-I feel asleep’s underpants into the cooler that held all of the sodas, so when she woke up, the only underpants she brought were damp&gross. Hahh. But then when I fell asleep they rubbed ice cream cake on my forehead and I woke up with hair stuck to my face,yuccckkk.

Those fags.

[allbutlegall]

ahh...i remember in 5th grade one of my best friends put honey all over this girl while she slept. me? im partial to the ffreezing underwear. less of a mess

[hey__lushx]

hahah.

[_jayr]

What is up with you forever mistaking the word "via" for the word "circa".