[MEME] And then there were children.

Apr 20, 2009 14:13

Stolen from the internet.

Leave a comment and I will come up with the hypothetical kid between any of my muses (List BTR) ( List Epic) and any of yours (assuming I know them at least well enough to pretend that I know them well enough to write them). Terms of parent-child relationship are left to the management. Children may be biological and ( Read more... )

ooc | memesheep, {ooc}

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sarkraticmethod April 20 2009, 19:50:14 UTC
nowinprint/nowherexboy
soldatceryi/ornobodywill
der_weevilkonig
nowinprint/sarkraticmethod

I like giving options! Options are fun, even if some of them are full of WHAT?

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hey_capn_jack April 20 2009, 19:57:03 UTC
...Owen just gets parthenogenesis?

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kawaiispinel April 20 2009, 19:59:36 UTC
...That was supposed to be neverinportland, but Juliet probably COULD figure out how to make that happen. She impregnated male mice. I don't trust her with a proper lab and a vendetta.

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der_weevilkonig April 21 2009, 03:25:01 UTC
OWEN DOES NOT WANT.

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allfireburns April 20 2009, 20:10:09 UTC
Take your pick!

hey_capn_jack/techniclybrill
nowinprint/techniclybrill
hey_capn_jack/definitivestep
the_vesmier/thatsortofaman

...wow, it's impressive how that went from angsty to semi-serious to CRACK. Well, at least you have options!

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nowinprint April 20 2009, 20:39:21 UTC
nowinprint/techniclybrill

"We should have a kid," are the first five words out of Dmitri's mouth when she hops onto Toshiko's desk with a messenger bag slung over her shoulder and a pint of sweet pecan ice cream in her hand. She flips the spoon, offering it to Tosh handle-first, and follows it up with "you know, homeschooled, definitive proof that the American school system wastes the potential of the growing years to learn complex fields like language and differential calculus. Also, woman, you desperately need offspring."

Tosh takes the spoon for no reason other than the fact that the reasoning portion of her brain is trying to reason its way through Dmitri, and the instinctual portion says that when someone obviously wants you to take something, you take it. A moment later the ice cream is thrust into her hands as well, and Dmitri is digging something out of her bag. Tosh manages to get as far as "What...? A child," before Dmitri drops an overstuffed folder down in front of her.

"Don't worry, fruit van mijn gelukkige boom, I'm not talking about ( ... )

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allfireburns April 20 2009, 21:56:16 UTC
*Gleefits* DMITRI. *Gleebounce* I missed Dmitri so much lately. And her and Tosh. And just... yes. So much love. Also, "waveform analysis of my heart" is quite possibly the best pet name ever. You know, until Dmitri hits on a new one that's EVEN BETTER.

Thank you. ♥

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nowinprint April 20 2009, 22:15:15 UTC
The other two were "Fruit of my happy tree" and "my beautiful lesson". Dmitri is weird.

(And she and Tosh are just too much of the good. One day they're going to have that sex and quantum physics night, and Jack will be unsure, if he ever hears about it, whether they're doing something very wrong or very right.)

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gotbottle April 20 2009, 20:40:28 UTC
*raises hand* For Jack and Rachel, if you please.

And I am happy to reciprocate, if you like. Remind me to link you to a list of my muses when I am not sneaking into the internet during lunch. :D

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hey_capn_jack April 21 2009, 03:19:25 UTC
I seem to be writing a lot of conception/adoption/arrival fics and not so many actual child fics. Um?

hey_capn_jack/senseofliberty

Jack had a laundry list of reasons he couldn't allow himself to have children, and none of them seemed to work, here. I can't contaminate the gene pool with anachronistic DNA lost its meaning when Chicago was the dumping ground for who knew how many universes; I'm not bringing up a kid in an environment like Torchwood fell apart when Torchwood, here, was open and friendly and accessible to the public and really didn't have the death-and-debilitating-trauma rate of Torchwood Cardiff back home. Most of the rest fell apart when Rachel looked at him just like that and asked just like that, with that open unsure honesty even Torchwood Chicago trained out of a person so none of his team ever displayed, and he remembered that somewhere in all his girding himself to take out the trash of the world he'd forgotten to armor up that soft spot he'd always had for the idealistic, naive, and in-over-their-heads ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack April 21 2009, 03:20:26 UTC
That was enough on the subject until sometime in icy November when Jack came to with a memory of noise and impact and the shock of shattered glass glistening on the back of his hands and the overwhelming tang of blood in the air, until something came through a Rift and sheared one of Torchwood's SUVs clean in half and overturned the other and Jack only survived because he didn't stay dead ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack April 21 2009, 03:20:55 UTC
Another beat. He was just starting to turn away when she said "God, Jack," and grabbed his hand, dragging him back to the bed and pulling him down to sit on the edge. "Are you all right? -I mean obviously you're - I'm sorry; I mean is there anything I can do? For anyone? I mean, I know I'm not Torchwood and most of them don't know me, but I can't imagine-"

Jack closed his eyes and fell back, feeling his shirt shift under him. The blood was mostly dried but it was still coming off him in flakes and dustings. Blood on the sheets. He always seemed to get blood on everything.

He was trying to think of a way to say They'll be fine. Torchwood is used to dying and trying not to think that, paternity or no, he still managed to find people to outlive, when Rachel settled down next to him. She fit herself into the space at his side, one arm stretching over his chest, one pressed against him, holding him in as much of an embrace as she could. He closed his eyes ( ... )

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storyinmypocket April 21 2009, 18:06:05 UTC
Alternate suggestions include (just because I keep thinking of people to throw together and the probable hilarity there):

homoraptor/wineandvenom
riversodeep/twdenmother
sevendoc/quiteunexpected

Oh, the options you have. :P

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hey_capn_jack April 28 2009, 01:36:24 UTC
hey_capn_jack/superiorspectre

He'd known it was bad when Owen's voice came over the intercom in the hushed tones he never used unless there was a tragedy on. "New Wanderer; taking her to the infirmary" was all he'd say on the channel, along with "Some sensitive..." and trailing off like he wasn't sure of the word ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack April 28 2009, 01:42:18 UTC
It took four and a half hours. This, Jack knew because he waited them, patiently, outside the door until it opened again. He sent Owen off. Suzie knew her way around medical supplies, and more importantly, she knew her way around this.

When she did emerge, leaving the door half-closed behind her, she looked worn down to her sharp edges, like everything soft and extraneous had been temporarily stripped away. Her posture, her expression, were uncompromising.

"She'll need a room," she said, and Jack ticked that down. 'She,' not 'I'. That's something.

"Here?" he asked.

Suzie nodded. "I intend to look after her."

That's something else. "Suzie," Jack began.

"Jack," she said, cutting off any possible protest. "How stupid would I have to be not to know everything you're about to tell me ( ... )

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