[[Backdated to shortly before the end of Trickster Week and not locked, because FREAKED OUT MAC IS FREAKED OUT.]]

I AM BEING STALKED BY A TACKLE-HAPPY GHOST.

OOC: For magi with the prompt, Friendly fire; that's a funny term, like "Civil War." ...I swear it was gonna eventually fit the prompt... Maybe.Tara Stabler was an Angel of Knowledge who didn't make a damn bit of sense and Mac hated her ( Read more... )

HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.

IF SAY, YOU WERE PRESENTED WITH A DOLPHIN RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

PLEASE TELL ME THAT WAS A HORRIBLE HALLOWEEN PRANK.

IF IT WAS, IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

Hey, so, uh... Here's a question, since I don't speak a word of French.

What does "Je t'en prie" mean? 

DOES ANYONE HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THE KITTY-SHAPED MEGALADON PROWLING THE STREETS OF CHICAGO?

BECAUSE INQUIRING MINDS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW.

ETA: Does "New Black King" mean anything to anyone out there?

My apartment is on fire.

It's on fire, Andy. I'm staring at it right now. It's just... On fire.

THIS CITY SUCKS. 

ANDY. ANDY. WHAT THE FUCK?

I'M NOT IN THIS DAMN CITY FOR TWO WEEKS AND THERE'S FUCKING FIREBOMBS?

DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY WHO IS GOING ALL MILITIA? I LIKE HIM, ANDY. I WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO HIS NEWSLETTER AND SHIT. I MIGHT DROP HIM A LINE WHEN I'M DONE DOING WHAT-THE-FUCK-TANGO ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM.

Jesus Christ.

HEEEEEY, ANDY!

Guess who's in town?