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[hey_its_jandrew]

today was the office birthday party for me. they had pumpkin cake and oatmeal cookies. what wonderful people. i brought a cookie back to my workspace to utilize the waves of microsize. instead of giving it that fresh from the oven feeling, it made popping sounds and emitted green sparks. when i told my co-worker about the incident he was suprised

Comments

[wayexistential]

pumpkin cake? gross. that's gross.

au contraire!

[marielagrave]

pumpkin treats are items of supreme flavor and happy-making. i can scarce conceive of a preferable dessert... healthful, autumnal, subtly seasoned. you really ought try. why, it could change your very life!

[y_ajma]

he probably put an engagement ring inside, and was eager to pop the question. You should have ate the cookie.

[hey_its_jandrew]

eager to pop something. i did ate it.

-andrew

[suffocated_me]

Dear Andrew,
Don't eat things that spark in the microwave.
And isn't this birthday party a tad late?

[hey_its_jandrew]

dear bayleigh,
but...food.
no, a tadpole.

-andrew

[suffocated_me]

once again...
Dear Andrew,
Don't eat things that spark in the microwave.
It never turns out well. Next time you put something in the microwave and it sparks, I know it's food... but don't eat it. Call me instead and I'll arrive with a platter of mixed foods that will NOT spark in the microwave.
I've always wanted a tadpole.
xoxo
Bay

[insub2]

green sparks?
i know metal sparks in the microwave. but i never wanted to ruin a microwave, so i don't know what color sparks metal produces.
do you think different metals would make different color sparks?
brb...
ok. i found a website that said that metal sparked blue. blue...green...pretty close.
i can't -as of yet- find anything saying there is metal in oatmeal cookies. just a bunch of recipes saying to cook them on a metal cookie sheet, or whatever.
brb...
eureka!
oatmeal cookies are 6% iron!!!
everything makes sense ...NOW!