The Objects of My Affection

Oct 11, 2005 12:31

I wish more of the things I had sex with were alive.

-Jan

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unrelated! insub2 October 11 2005, 18:12:33 UTC
hey andrew,
most of the digital calipers on eBay are "sainless hardened" not plastic.
none of them say what brand they are
and the 0-6" are about $20. and the 0-8" are about $30.

and there is even a 0-24"! isn't that cool!?

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No problem!!! anonymous October 14 2005, 00:09:03 UTC
You know jan, I have some cats would probably take a liking to you if you got to know them. Actually-I take that back. one of my cats doesn't really like people... one of them is so fat that she'd probably have a heart attack... but I'm sure the blind one wouldn't mind.

...just a thought

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Re: No problem!!! hey_its_jandrew October 18 2005, 17:28:39 UTC
Hmm . . . Whom do I know who has a blind cat?

-Jan

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killa_kunt October 14 2005, 01:06:08 UTC
Me too...

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joethecabdriver October 14 2005, 06:20:21 UTC
let's say, if you were having sex, and the person you were having sex with dies right in the middle of the act, do you finish? I mean, that's fucking rude of them to die like that, but you know, morality and shit.

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holy shit joe! adventure_time October 16 2005, 00:59:32 UTC
holy shit, joe!

that happened to my gramma. after my grandpa died, she only had one boyfriend. and she stopped having boyfriends because he died while they were doin' it & she got scared it would happen every time.

also! it happened to my GREAT gramma! TWICE!

beware of anderson women.

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Re: holy shit joe! joethecabdriver October 16 2005, 08:08:13 UTC
did it happen before or after they squirted?

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Re: holy shit joe! joethecabdriver October 16 2005, 08:09:31 UTC
to die before you orgasm is the ultimate in sexual frustration.

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rachelbutoh October 18 2005, 07:26:16 UTC
jan did you get my email about the dr toledo show. the good news? i hope so. anyway i haven't gotten a confirmation form you and i need to double check with every one. it will be a tight show...

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hey_its_jandrew October 18 2005, 17:30:34 UTC
I think I got it, but I couldn't confirm because I'm just not sure. I'll look at the e-mail again and reply to it in a few minutes.

-Jan

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enodiamond October 18 2005, 18:58:15 UTC
jan baby...if you can't think of an entire skit...i am sure we can use you some how some way...let me know or rachel know. i got a sweet band going for this thing.

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hey_its_jandrew October 19 2005, 03:41:25 UTC
No, it's not that; it's the work thing. But we've already talked about that by now.

-Jan

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