It's totally my birthday right now. HELL YEAH!!


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Tonight is my very first night go-go dancing with Lesbo-a-Go-Go!!!! Wish me luck!!!!!

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You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(11% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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So at work tonight there was this guy with his family. I'll begin with a description of the family. A grizzly woman with rotting teeth, who probably works at Denny's and is in love with Dale Earnhart, Sn., was the guy's mother. One brother was skinny, buck-toothed, with a Dixie Outfitters shirt, tucked into jeans with a Confederate flag over-sized ( Read more... )

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I AM AN IDIOT ( Read more... )

hey, ladies, and gentlemen, what are your plans/goals for the summer ( Read more... )