I'm deleting this journal soon.

abastra

Yeah, I'm not dead.

I'm thinking of getting a new livejournal. I know, annoying, right? Yes, I have had six (count 'em) SIX different LJ usernames already, but, the problem is, I get BORED. And people who I don't want to read this find it, and people know who I am, and I don't want that. I'll let you know.

Peace.

If you are reading this now, live in the UK, and are aged 18 or over...

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND GO OUT AND VOTE.

Thanks.

(PS: If you could vote Liberal Democrats, that'd be cool. Not that I'm trying to sway your vote or anything...)

So yesterday, my stepdad had a phone call from work From one of his female employees, claiming that she had been sexually assaulted by the manager ( Read more... )

CILLIT BANG UNIVERSAL DEGREASER ( Read more... )

I'm making a seperate entry for this because it made me shit myself laughing. Well, almost.

If you are from the UK, this is guaranteed hilarity. If you are not, it'll probably be pretty funny none the less.

The comments are pretty funny too.

I can't stop watching it. It's like an animated car crash.

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In hace the est boyfriend in hw qorld
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this is gping to be a very ,eaningly u[date full of witty observations and whatnot. i do't knopw, i think you do you chewky cheeky girel! hHAHAHhaa I'kk updaTE PROPERLUM TOMORROE VEAUSE I AM REALLYNREALLY TIRED. GOIODNUIGGHTKY EVRYOBODY! I LOBE YIU HYOHEY ITS OK.

The best thing ever is going to bed in your t-shirt because you can't be bothered to get undressed and still being able to smell him on your clothes when you wake up.

I've been reading through my old lj entries. My language is VULGAR. Oh baby, just you shut your mouth ( Read more... )

I'm going to rant about the pressure family put on you to do well, and my grandmother's "oops, you're sexist" slip up. Please ignore it if you feel it will be uninteresting ( Read more... )