Fic: BDSM (1/1)

[heyginger]

So the problem is that Joe and Patrick are having sex.

Well, no, that's not the problem.

The problem is that they're not very good at it.

Well…that's not quite right, either.  The sex is good, great even.  Patrick has really good orgasms; Joe says he has really good orgasms.  The sex is good.

The problem is that neither of them is

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[heyginger]

Thank you so much! That was actually maybe my favorite line--silly boys.

[moondarri]

jesus. i honestly haven't laughed so hard at a fic in a long while. this was brilliant. well-characterised, well-paced, the dialogue was witty and the premise was just genius. wonderful, wonderful stuff. straight to mems.

[heyginger]

Oh, goodness! *blushes* Thank you so much!

[finny91]

OMG, that was totally amazing.

"…don't be late?" Pete echoes. "What does that even mean?"

Patrick shrugs. "I don't know, man."

Joe pipes up again. "Pete, man, it's totally heterosexist. It means, like, use a condom. You know, don't be late, for chicks. Like, her period."

Pete laughs. "Her period?"

Patrick looks over at Joe. "Joseph," he says, baring his teeth, "Stop. Helping."

I couldn't breathe for laughing!!

I loved this, and i'm loving this pairing..so great, i can totally see them both being so clumsy.. fantastic!!

[heyginger]

Thank you! I'm so glad you found it funny.

[stealstheashes]

That was completely hilarious.

[heyginger]

Thanks! :D

[likealocket]

I was grinning SO HARD during this whole thing. Until Patrick tied up Joe and then it was more of a nnnghyespls kind of smile. Loved this so much, thanks!

[heyginger]

Loved this so much, thanks!

No, thank you!