Fic: BDSM (1/1)

[heyginger]

So the problem is that Joe and Patrick are having sex.

Well, no, that's not the problem.

The problem is that they're not very good at it.

Well…that's not quite right, either.  The sex is good, great even.  Patrick has really good orgasms; Joe says he has really good orgasms.  The sex is good.

The problem is that neither of them is

Comments

[stumphlover2784]

This was brillant. Love it! You made my night.

[heyginger]

Sweet! Thank you!

[baffledking]

Hysterical and awesome.

[heyginger]

Thank you!

[liveintrees]

Hahahaha, I laughed so hard my housemates wanted to get in on the joke. :D

[heyginger]

I'm glad it made you laugh! Thanks!

[iloseyour_scent]

When Patrick accidentally knees him in the eye in the bunk, Joe just holds a frozen grape Uncrustable over the socket and gets on with blowing Patrick.

Best line ever.

[heyginger]

Uncrustables to the rescue! Seriously, how did society ever survive without them?

Thanks for commenting!

[alwaysaddled]

Totally hilarious.

[heyginger]

Thank you! <3