If I Ever Lost My

[makesomelove]

Title: If I Ever Lost My
Pairing: Jon/Ryan
Summary: Jon loses his legs (in a nonviolent manner, and in more ways than one).
Notes: This is absolutely GOD AWFUL. I have no explanation for this other than Legless Jon Walker makes me lol and I am out of my mind while I'm at work and bluejbird is encouraging me. For you, Rebecca~ Thank you to kissingchaos9 for reading it

Comments

[bluejbird]

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS ME WHAT THE BEST EMAILS I EVER GOT WERE, I WILL SAY THE EMAILS IN WHICH YOU WROTE THIS.

BRAN I LOVE YOU. LET ME TOUCH MY TONGUE TO YOUR TONGUE AND/OR HAVE YOUR BABIES PLEASE.

PS. MORE WHEELCHAIR SEX PLZ.

PPS. IL HOW YOU WRITE TOMRAD, EVEN IF YOU HATE HIM. ;___;

[makesomelove]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS AND GOT PAID FOR IT BC I NEGLECTED MY IRL WORK ;_____;

ILU2! :O~~O: FOREVER

FOR SOME REASON I H8 TOM CONRAD SLIGHTLY LESS NOW! MAYBE BC HE'S A DELIGHTFUL OAF

[alternatekeys]

This is like the greatest thing I've ever read.

[makesomelove]

Oh God, it's SO RIDIC, but thank you!

[alternatekeys]

It's great because it's so ridiculous. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time.

[fledmusic]

"Now that's a pickle," Pete said once Jon was finished with his tale. Jon heard crunching and yum noises coming from Pete's end. "And you're in a pickle, too," Pete finished, chuckling to himself.

Pete spent most of the time talking about road trips past. Jon was delirious with leglessness and tiredness, so he didn't catch a lot of the stories. The word 'boner' was used a lot, anyway. They pulled over at a rest stop about halfway to Vegas.

"Does anyone have to pee?" Pete asked. He parked his car and leered at Jon's thighs, then at his crotch. "Jon, do you have to pee? I could help you."

PETER WENTZ!!!!!!!

LMAO BRAN WHAT. "IS IT BREAD?" ADJFKA;SFJLD

"Should I put my legs in the overheard compartment or should I hang on to them?" Jon asked. LMAOOOOO

RYAN ROSS YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

I'M JUST LIKE :)??? RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD.

[makesomelove]

YOU HAD ME AT "PETER WENTZ!!!!!!!"

LMAO I FEEL LIKE RYAN ROSS WOULD LEGIT NOT NOTICE IF SOMEONE HAD LEGS OR NOT IRL

TY FOR THE ADORABLE PIZZA SHRUGGING GIRLFRIEND :)????

[leatherteal]

omg ;__; how do you make the most retarded things so awesome? ♥ I love you characterizations so much.

[leatherteal]

*your

lol freudian slip

[makesomelove]

SHUT UP YOU FACE~ IDK, IDK, but thank you so much!

[disarm_d]

This is the greatest love story I have ever read. Pete will help Jon pee, if he needs to, Pete is there, just fyi. And Jon's legs were warm like bread, and Ryan just doesn't notice those things about ppl, okay? You're amazing.

(Also, why do you hate tomrad? Not only is he rad, but he is - quite likely - the most attractive member of bandom. I decided this the other day.)

[makesomelove]

You know, like when you get bread, and it's warm. Oh thank you so much!

(It's not that I hate Tom Conrad, it's just that I'm massively indifferent to him. He has done nothing to make me love him!! And I love Michael Guy Chislett better! And Sean Van Vleet!)