Title: I Don't Wanna Hurt You, I Wanna Kiss You
Pairing: Travis McCoy/Brendon Urie, vaguely
Summary: Travis turns into a helicopter. WHAT WILL TURN HIM BACK???
Notes: bluejbird and I were talking about how there should be a story where Travie is a helicopter pilot, and she made the mistake of saying "helicopter Travie" without the pilot. Warning for the ( Read more... )

Title: It Was Like His Body Released Fucking Goddamn Angels
Pairing: Kevin Jonas/Zac Efron
Summary: They're at Bible camp.
Notes: For the only person I'd ever do this for, hongkongaton.

( WHEN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EEEEEEEEYES )

Title: Maybe a Bird with a People Face or a Bear with Pants On
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer (Pete/Spencer, miscellaneous data)
Summary: Brendon the milkman befriends Spencer the lonely drunk housewife.
Notes: 8,300 words, whyyyy. Lord I don't know. For bluejbird, who is very nice and promised, PROMISED me she'd write more Ronoro. ILU! Thank you to hongkongaton and snidgety and fledmusic ( ( Read more... )

OH GEEZ BUT IT'S ALMOST TIME TO READ BIG BANG STORIES.

Title: I Wish That I Could Chill with You Tonight
Pairing: Joe Trohman/Brendon Urie
Summary: An interlude in a world where Joe and Brendon are gay boyfriends. Brendon has a fear.
Notes: I feel like I should warn for poop?? There's no poo, just poo humor. Oh God, why is this so funny to me ( Read more... )

Title: Steven's Untitled Rock Diner
Pairing: Steven/Gerard, miscellaneous data
Summary: Steven owns a diner and pines for Gerard the waitress.
Notes: fmith and I imagined this beautiful world for many hours via text massage/the phone. I can only hope that my execution of the ideas will make dreams come true.

( this is like 5200 ~words long~ )

Title: I Just Wanna Go Home! I Wanna Go Home and Listen to My Smiths CDs!
Pairing: Joe Trohman/Vicky-T
Summary: Joe is Victoria's cleaning slave. :(
Notes: For fmith because it's hot.

( ~looks great~ )

Title: And Woke Up with a Handful of Goo
Pairing: Joe Trohman/Pete Wentz
Summary: Pete is a snail and Joe cares for him.
Notes: One of those "someone turns into something for some reason" type deals. fmith was maybe thinking about getting a snail for a pet, and idk, I wanted to encourage her in this beautiful endeavor. SNAILS!!!

( did you like that )

Title: Everything I Know About High School I Learned From Degrassi: The Next Generation
Pairing: Alex Suarez/Patrick Stump, miscellaneous data
Summary: BIG GAY HIGH SCHOOL INSPIRED BY BIG GAY PROM.
Notes: Sequel to Everything I Know About Prom I Learned From Saved By the Bell. Holy crap, did I just create my own universe? Kneel before me, for I am ( Read more... )

snidgety tells me this reads like a Wayside School story.

Title: I'll Undress Myself for You if You're at All Interested
Pairing: Joe Trohman/Brendon Urie
Summary: Joe and Brendon are quirky and boyfriends!
Notes: Man, these two would be such hilarious weirdos together. The title is a line from a Say Anything song. Dedicated to/inspired by/stolen from ( Read more... )

Title: Everything I Know About Prom I Learned From Saved By the Bell
Pairing: Alex Suarez/Patrick Stump, miscellaneous data
Summary: BIG GAY PROM DIRECTLY INSPIRED BY THIS PHOTO.
Notes: For fmith, who shares my yearnings for many things, including Alejandro Don Francisco Mauricio "Mr. Tastee" Suarez Jimenez Morales Restrepo Alvarez Cruz taking ( Read more... )