Me: I get a 90% right on algebra, but only a 40% right on antonyms? ... what's it called?  With the relations?
Liza: Analogies?
Me: Yeah...
Liza: You're fucked.

This morning,  

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2 blueberry tea bags
1 can rockstar energy drink
ice cubes
frozen blueberries

Pour approx. 2 cups boiling water over tea bags in heatproof container; let steep ten minutes.  Pour tea into pitcher.  Add energy drink.  Put 1/2 tray ice cubs and a handful of frozen blueberries into a mug.  Pour drink/tea mixture over.  Enjoy.

I just checked out
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With every trace of life, it seems, confined within a frame, the faces move from day to day but the strips all look the same.

I rarely get attached to songs especially from groups I barely know but this one gets stuck in my head and I write the lyrics in the margins of my Leibniz notebook.  I decided to stop drinking and I was looking forward very ( Read more... )

Seek Midget Female for Sex - m4w - 47

I am a white male seeking a midget for sex, or, if not a midget someone extremely petite.

Deutsche Frauen sind Geil - m4w - 32 (Downtown)
Nicht so typisch Ami will kontact aufnehmen mit einen Attrakive Deutsche Frau die in NYC wohnt.

Mich: 183 cm, 90 kilo, sehr nett und hoefflich, Deutsche eltern, Braune ( Read more... )

Bi/Slightly Straight
You scored 2 (-52 being completely gay, 0 being bisexual, and 52 being completely straight) For the most part, you are bisexual. You have a slight preference for the opposite gender, but either gender would suit you. If you are sexually inexperienced, it is possible that this will change after you do ( Read more... )

do boys have like a 6th sense for when you're tipsy?  seriously.  or am i just more attractive when i'm drunk(ish ( Read more... )

last night i got high and ate an empty pie crust bathed in strawberry syrup.  the reason i had an empty pie crust was because grocery shopping high is more difficult than you would think, and i ended up with all of the ingredients for one cheesecake, but no electric mixer with which to mix those ingredients, and two pie crusts ( Read more... )

i like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane