It seems I have much to think about...

I was once Empress of China! Basically anyway.

[[Unhackable unless you can like... read minds.]]

So, I once ruled all of China by my lonesome.

This information is proving more of a question than an answer. How did I rule China when I'm no more powerful than that purple-haired... guy... or that fool they have ( Read more... )

I am a 1500 year old Heylin Witch who once conquered the world! And my goal in my past world was to collect mystical power objects... Shen Gong Wu...

I can only guess why I would want them, but this is intriguing. This is very intriguing.

[2% of memory recovered. 2% of memory in total.]

Anyway, last night me and Kael went out... into the fields... and ( Read more... )

Hearts... pink... feel good letters!? (Relatively speaking, considering the ones I got from Serra... but still...)

What an awful day.

And none of the pretty men that I'm stalking showed any interest in me whatsoever!

I say that next month we have an 'Alexander Day'. Where we celebrate the great world conquerers of yesteryear... for... historical ( Read more... )

My apologies for my outburst the other day. I didn't mean to scream at you, emotionless roommate. Or to attack you, little bratty kid. Or to call you names, irritating purple-haired girl ( Read more... )

A DRAGON!?!

How can this be?! I hate dragons! They're so... slimy... and wimpy... and... I'm not even a dangerous dragon! I'm a cute little gecko!

How humiliating.

All this bizarre gender changing must be the result of some crazy scheme on the part of some evil boy genius or a talking vegetable or something.  Hmm... no idea where that thought came from. Anyway, whoever is responsible for this must have ill intentions, and the resources with which to pull off a plan... maybe I should... find them. And stop ( Read more... )

Day 2. After a strange run-in with a stupid weird charming little girl. I'm still no closer to realizing my goal. Memento Eden is my location and I'm staying in this boring apartment building. My name was Wuya, and beyond what I look like I have no real idea what sort of person I am. All I know is that I want to be important. At the moment I'm ( Read more... )

What is this place? All I can see are snowy hills and icy lakes. What happened to me? I can't remember... Who am I? What is my identity? Nothing. Nothing except for "Wuya", my name. What happened to my memories? Have they been stolen from me by some interloper? It doesn't matter, whatever happened to them, I will get them back. I will find out who ( Read more... )