its 8 on a saturday and all im doing right now is staring at this giant red worthless sack of shit. and the bag the indians sitting on *rimshot*. im seriously not even looking at the shaggy bag computer while i type. i hate some of these people i fucking swear ( Read more... )

all we are saying is give peace a chance ( Read more... )

so had to go to dallas and shit last night. it was a awesome time and well worth the trip down and back and down again. to be honest i dont feel like typing at all and im just doing this to cure my boredom. im a broken shell of a man but last night i was the happiest motherfucker in the world. i made bob ross look like hitler i was in such a good ( Read more... )

BEWARE OF MONOTHEISM ( Read more... )

so anybody heard this new eminem anti government song? everybody is going ape shit over this piece of shit and i cant stand it. i hate it. I HATE IT. im sick of people going yeah rap is dumb but eminem is poetic and thoughtful and his lyrics are clever. rap sucks and the worst part is that its biggest demographic is amanda and trailer trash. what ( Read more... )

what is that word? ive been trying all day to decipher it and come up with a possible meaning but it keeps foiling me. i suppose i will never know but its bugging the shit out of me ( Read more... )

do you ever have one of those days where abosolutely nothing happens and you're left wondering what else life has to offer. well not me because everyday is an adventure for this gay, vietnamese, right wing son of a whore ( Read more... )

because amanda is dying i would like to dedicate this entry to her. i mean she only has a few days at the most left to enjoy her stay on earth. so why not honor her. here are the abbood chronic...als. enjoy ( Read more... )

ive discovered through a shit load of scientific research that is only possible to bang your head for 27 seconds straight. at about 28 you lose consciousness and start convulsing on the ground. god i hate alanis morissette ( Read more... )

i got the job at shaggy bag. my new job description is now selling beans. i sell fucking beans. this lady i got interviewed by was tweaking out of her mind while talking to me. she would be like omg so how would you describe yourself and i would glance away for a brief moment. but when i would spin back around this scary bitch would be .3 ( Read more... )