epic be thy purpose of this post. something that grabs you (the curious reader) by the balls and screams so loud your face hurts for 2 weeks. something so profound that you are left pondering what is really the purpose behind all of human existence. other than farm sex and beer of course. being the omnipotent all knowing badassmotherfucker tom ( Read more... )

i wish that was a class. i would do so well ( Read more... )

so the break has come to an end and i seriously doubt i can stomach school without my vitamins ( Read more... )

holy shit i havent kept up with this thing in forever. the end

i dont think i like this thing to much. it demands to much of your time and half of the time i have no idea what im writing. but yet i still soldier on. so in the last few days this is what happened ( Read more... )

its been awhile since ive posted something ( Read more... )

this first paragraph will be the first serious post i have made so far. it has come to my attention that someone is upset with me and instead of actually telling me decided to go off on my best friend. who's ass i guess i kiss all the time to make her feel better. what can i say, shes my god ( Read more... )

i put this in here with caution

How long have we known each other?
What were your first impressions of me?
Do you find me attractive?
Where did we meet?
Are we close?
Your best memory of me?
What's my favorite color?
What's my best quality?

hmmm just humor me

i feel like every time i write something in here big brother (shaggy bag) is lurking over my shoulder ready to houdini me ( Read more... )

so it is sunday night ( Read more... )