Hamlet has the word ham in it. Coincidence?

[hg_butterfly]

[Edit:]By the way. You can't tell me this shit doesn't happen. I watch Oprah.

[Re-Edit:] Just so you know. Things sure as hell aren't fine and dandy, this was just sort of one of those good moments.

For those of you who noticed. No, my theme isn't intended to be morbid. Its from a Yevgeny Yevtushenko poem called "Late Tears". The verse goes:

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*Claps and whistles*

[pelirojaloca]

*Claps, whistles, stands up and hollars a bit*
Bravo, good sir. Bravo! *removes monocle for polishing*
Hello, Sam. It's Lauren. Um, so yeah. You're on my friends page but if you want me to remove you I totally understand.
So, um. You've already pretty much addressed any crappy ass advice i could have given. And who really wants dieting advice from as skinny ass redhead anyway? Since I offer really poor serious advice, I shall instead tell you something completely non-serious. Maybe you should hire a little kid to run inside a Chinese food resturant and snatch a fortune cookie. Then pay the kid with the actual cookie and you keep the fortune. Go home and tape it atop your computer monitor where you can ponder upon or argue with Confusious whenever your IMing with a slow typer, or when some shit just happened to contradict or reaffirm whatever the fortune is. Good day, sir.

[letloveburn]

Your posts are way to intelligent for my feeble mind. Stick with Ahhh! Real Monster. He he

[hg_butterfly]

No they're not. Its just poetry and being fat. And poetry about being fat.

But Rene, last night I sort of figured out that I 3rd hand know you. I've probably even seen you at least once. It weirded me out.

Samlet (thusly the continuation to the end of the Soliloquy)

[krispykristos03]

(Still Grasping The Loaf of Challah in The Hand

Re: Samlet (thusly the continuation to the end of the Soliloquy)

[hg_butterfly]

*claps* I was thinking this morning. There are only 2 men in life who will NEVER disappoint.

There names are Ben & Jerry.

Re: Samlet (thusly the continuation to the end of the Soliloquy)

[evaporatingsoul]

i find you endearing

i love u

no matter what your size, i find u incredibly beautiful and intelligent and always i woman i will envy

*maimai*

Re: Samlet (thusly the continuation to the end of the Soliloquy)

[hg_butterfly]

Aww Mai Mai. I <3 you so much. Hey mai. I decided that I want to be a Suicide Girl. I start working out Monday.

LOVE YOU!!!!!