I haven't been able to sleep the last 2 nights. Why might that be? Well...

It's sort of graphic...
So on Wednesday, I was at Workstudy, making a little money before the summer job (Commonwealth Shakespeare here in Boston, by the way). At the end of the day I was left with one project left over from my show (The Giver) - to put away the seating ( Read more... )

Cross posted.

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i love me my Jesus. he is hella fuckin funny.

Tonight, when I was driving him home, he was falling asleep (as usual). He said something I didn't understand, and the ensuing dialog went something like this:

( funny stuff )

i give up.

So I'm spending a little time concentrating on trying to be a better Sam. I waited for my mother to get home before I left today. It'd been at least a day or two since I'd seen her. When she got home, I told her she looked nice (which she did) and helped her put away the groceries. When she and my dad went to get something at the hardware store, i ( Read more... )

Fact: When my stomach hurts, I walk around the house saying "Ohhh belleh belleh." and rubbing my stomach.

I just HAVE to share this.

(If you still want an IfBook question after all this, just ask)

So I was reading my comics as usual before going to bed (shit, i have to be up in 5 hours) and happened to notice that one linked to Comics Net. So, being the online comic addict that I am, I went to check it out ( Read more... )

Ah good times. Had to write this down before I forgot it.

Jesus and I were up to no good, as usual when he sighed and said

"Ah, the fags of life..."

Then we both went into singing The Facts of Life theme song

You take the good
You take the bad
You take them both
and then you have
the fags of life
the fags of life.

[Edit:]By the way. You can't tell me this shit doesn't happen. I watch Oprah.

[Re-Edit:] Just so you know. Things sure as hell aren't fine and dandy, this was just sort of one of those good moments.

For those of you who noticed. No, my theme isn't intended to be morbid. Its from a Yevgeny Yevtushenko poem called "Late Tears". The verse goes:

I ( Read more... )

While this email in itself was rather amusing, simply knowing that it came from one of my lesbian friends makes it all the more amusing.

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