i just remembered part of a weird dream from last night...something about being afraid of this thing that looked like a huge white dog...except it was a seal...when we found out it was a seal...we weren't so afraid. I went over and pet the seal, and it felt cool.


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oh shit. i just scared myself. i felt something moving under my foot as it was on my bed...and i thought i had some sort of bugs in here...or poltergeist again...but no...its just my foot moving involuntarily.

right, so I was just online...and I saw this thing:


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One of my long time short-stature friends emailed this to me...I couldn't help but find it fucking hilarious. Its from CollegeHumor.com

I can definetly say that I followed 1-4, 6 & 10. Though maybe not for those reasons.

( The Ten Commandments of College )

This made me so happy...i went to that big Lowes home improvement place today (which scares the crap out of me) to buy stuff for my dad...and on the way out that "So happy together" song was playing on the radio (YES! I of all people was listening to the radio!)...and i always change the lyrics, and i was just singing at the top of my lungs, ( Read more... )

Right, so you know I have no life. Well, this evening (between bouts of sleeping) I was browsing through journals of people I dont know and came across this. I thought it was kinda funny. Perhaps I'll update for real sometime in the future.

Why Latinos cant be terrorist1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up ( Read more... )

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Yesterday ended up being fun indeed.

Some time in the early evening Jesus gave me the (wrong) address to where he was house sitting, called (then gave me the right one)watched AbFab Celebrity Spelling Bee Queer Eye over the phone with me, and told me I could come and visit.
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I just had to post these. They're terribly amusing words from WordSpy:

• Manscaping: (MAN.skay.ping)
  pp. The artful shaving and trimming of a man's body hair. (Man + landscaping.)
  -manscape v.
  
• Testosteronic:
  - adj. Stereotypically masculine. Also: testosteronical. -testosteronics n.
  
• Metrosexual: (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n ( Read more... )

im always saying how funny people are..this once more proves it.

Andy: oh yeah
Andy: aaron rosas saw jason
Andy: he said he looks way different
Andy: i wonder
Andy: i should go and laugh at him
Sam: different? jason?
Sam: you should!
Andy: skinnier for one
Sam: lets go laugh at jason!!
Andy: indeed!
Andy: and I'll never eat there again
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