Fuck life ( Read more... )

In all honesty, Sarah found this and sent it to me.. but it's so ingenius, I just had to share.

http://www.bash.org/?500890

Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
Listen children all is not lost
All is not lost

Excuse me folks, just wanted to interrupt real quick. I have nothin' to say! Thank you.

If we want it, really want it
Can you dig it?

Yes I can.

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Dream Theater - Octavarium

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