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The Escaped Inmate team performs "Numa Numa" with crappily constructed sock puppets. Yeah, we had been drinking.

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So Des finally got down here in one piece and classes started today. Allow me to say how damn tired I am. I mean, really tired. On the good side, the folks love Desi. Yay, my parents approve...cause its mattered so much in the past...yaknow, what with the other crazies I've dated ( Read more... )

I've decided what sucks more than sucking is allowed to suck ( Read more... )

Every time I say that, I feel like "Frosty the Retarded Snowman ( Read more... )

It's almost the holidays! We all know what that means, right? Right. Time for my YEAR IN REVIEW ( Read more... )

...I have no clear memory of that funraiser last night. I did find my suit, rumpled, in the hallway of the hotel, though, with a note int he back pocket thanking me for a wonderful evening.

Who the fuck is David?

1. Pick your birth month.
2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
3. Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
4. Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a lj-cut.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Sexy.
Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be ( Read more... )

Alright, so my office is not in a particularly liberal part of town. A common phrase on the street in front of our office or the cigar shop down the block is "Doesn't anyone in this neighborhood speak English anymore?" So imagine my personal surprise these past few days as I sit in front of the big plate glass window in the front of the office in ( Read more... )

Alright, so let me go on record with something here. I hate snakes. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the hate despises those little creatures wihout legs that have forked tongues. Can't stand them. Shudders, then screams like a little girl at the mere sight of them. They scare me worse than midgets, and I'm a man who's seriously freaked out ( Read more... )

I've been in one wedding already this year, am expected to be in another one, and have been invited to several others as a guest. I don't have a problem with weddings, per se. My problem is actually with the people in the wedding. I mean, I know this people, and if they get married there's a good chance they'll decide to reproduce. That CAN'T be ( Read more... )