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For Hire

Jul 26, 2004 12:51

As you all know by now, I am hopelessly single. I happen to stick to the subtle fact that I ward of women like a hic shaking a 12 gauge in the air screaming “I SEE THE ALIENS…THEY HAVE MY VCR, BASTARDS!!”. Is this a problem? I think it is. But what do I do about it? apparently nothing. Cause so far nothing has worked to my advantage. Most would be ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 26 2004, 10:15:48 UTC

hahah doofus mcdildo. Its a funny name. o and its could'ent move your hand. if you could then you would be watching best week ever on vh1 which rocks everyones fucking socks off. chris this article game me and idea too. You can help people with their relationship problems and i can offer differant services. guys, if you need to dump your girlfriend but dont know how, come too me. I can offer sacastic comments around the clock that help make you an obnoxious jerk so you will not have to dump her, she will do it for you.

- Barry or my pseudons the cash dude, moneyman, cash money, irish pimp, shit head

SteveBaileySays: anonymous July 26 2004, 11:48:38 UTC

Hahah.... man that show is so out there.
Well, best of luck with your venture, hope you're ready for all the crap you're going to get :)
all you need is a logo like the GhostBusters and a cool oldschool station wagon..
who you gonna call? CHRIS MILLER.

-steve bailey, I think-

cap_ats_7 July 26 2004, 16:28:12 UTC

don't give up on girls yet. the fact that you actually know what to do in a relationship will score you big points one of these days.

woah anonymous July 26 2004, 21:15:53 UTC

your a genius. im continuously amazed by your creativeness

Re: woah anonymous July 27 2004, 07:19:32 UTC

And you're a loser, to which everyone is amazed by your stupidity

Mike Monteiro anonymous July 28 2004, 15:27:54 UTC

BRO! Right now i wish anna was home so badly. Remember that girl i made you talk to a while ago? Well i didn't know it then but now i do. She's alott like you! it's awsome that i relise this now! I will not go into further detail on this comment becuase i'm gonna make her read this. YEAH!

Mike again anonymous July 28 2004, 15:34:24 UTC

RiSS 448: ahhaha wow i want a ,middle man

random girl from my town^

A) You could get girls here
B) You could get buisness here
C) Quit your mutha ef'n job and move here