For Hire

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As you all know by now, I am hopelessly single. I happen to stick to the subtle fact that I ward of women like a hic shaking a 12 gauge in the air screaming “I SEE THE ALIENS…THEY HAVE MY VCR, BASTARDS!!”. Is this a problem? I think it is. But what do I do about it? apparently nothing. Cause so far nothing has worked to my advantage. Most would be

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wow

[anonymous]

you are awesome, and hysterical.

~Lauren~Steve's friend~once again~