In the spirit of Halloween I'm going to do something scary which in this case happens to be trying to make myself a better person. We've all seen how successful my previous attempts have been at making ANY change in my life so God knows how this'll go, but regardless I'll see all of you again around Christmas time. Oh, and I know it's something ( Read more... )

While renting movies at Blockbuster last night we came upon a copy of "Are You Afraid Of The Dark", which for some odd reason made me imagine a porno called "Are You Afraid Of My Cock?" What proceeded from that point onward was a slew of of re-titled Nickelodeon shows that could only come from a bunch of giggly schoolgirls like us, such as:

Dick ( Read more... )

Good lord 5AM comes far too early. Yeah, that's right, I'm actually waking up now instead of going to sleep. I'm surprised this change of sleeping schedule hasn't somehow reversed the rotation of the Earth or some shit. On the plus side my new job is cool and pays me decently to do relatively easy work all day.
God, relatively easy? I type ( Read more... )

Uzumaki has some of the most effective special FX shots I've ever seen in a movie. I mean how many times do you see a human snail? Oh, and there were a couple shots that very definately had a Tim Burton/Edward Gorey vibe to them. I should try and get some good screenshots from it ( Read more... )

Horse The Band is sleeping in my basement, their bassist Andy is Mormon (and used to live in the same town I did in Utah), their singer Nathan is an Assistant Store Manager at Blockbuster and they all really like video games, movies and are just all around cool people. Go figure. Oh, and their music is pretty cool, some sort of hardcore Nintendo- ( Read more... )

Do you know what Lindsey is today?
2-2 AWESOME!
Happy birthday Lindsey, thank you for making all my days a little brighter. You rock even harder than Dio, Manowar and Rhapsody combined. Even if they all joined together to form one band the only song they would sing is "We Don't Rock As Hard As Lindsey". Keep doing what you do and show the Gods Of ( Read more... )

Lindsey's Birthday Party - This Sunday - My House - 7PM 'til Whenever
Huh, this is funny. I just read this headline in Bizarro World News that states that I just started a full-time job. Man, that Bizarro World...wait a minute ( Read more... )

Every time I'm silent it's because I'm writing dialogue I'll never say inside my head ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Shit Head...I mean Shymalan,
I've kept my mouth shut for long enough and I believe that an intervention is finally in order. I should've known back when you tagged that superfluous "text explanation" onto the end of Unbreakable, and I CERTAINLY should have realized it when I sat through the travesty that was Signs. The Village, however, ( Read more... )

I guess no one can go to The Aquabats in New Jersey. Hey, maybe they'll come back to Boston in less than six years this time! In fact, I hereby officially decree that everyone I know must come to see The Aquabats the next time they're in the area. So sayeth Stefan, so shall it be!