Damn tofu.

I hope I haven't eaten too much of the gay.

Not quite the same impact as the original. Hatred doesn't make a memorable political statement I guess.

"Indeed in their stories, there is a lesson for men of understanding. The Quran is not a forged statement but a confirmation of Allah's existing Books [the Taurat (Torah), the Injeel (Gospel)] and other Scriptures of Allah.  It is a detailed ( Read more... )

I love dated political memorabilia. My 3.5 oz shotglasses that say "Property of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics". My Wayburn Elementary School official "No Child Left Behind" youth-large t-shirt (complete with official "No Child Left Behind" logo). My Watergate Hotel pen ( Read more... )

COMMENT 1: Tripp played it cool minus the post-every-cigarette drag, "OMG, I am SO FUCKED UP right now." And minus the obvious.
COMMENT 2: I played it cool other than talking to LSU for 20 minutes. Although I did play the best game of pool I have ever played.
COMMENT 3: The Other Bar played cooler than everything else in the world ever.

 I love you

A little more about Nip Tuck while I avoid biochemistry:
I wanted to see how bad the reviews were getting so I googled "nip tuck reviews" and found a fan site.

Nursetiffany writes: "OK.....everyone needs to relax. Nothing is ever set in stone not even the future.  
This episode made alot of sense to me we all want to think ( Read more... )

Nip/SUCK officially became the worst show on television tonight.  I only saw 10 minutes of it but it was enough to judge.  Flash foward in time...you have got to be kidding.  Who, other than third graders, writes stories where you flash foward?  

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1712031

And really all it made me want to do was listen to Master of Puppets.

"THans" to my discovery on how difficult it is to type coherently while not completely "soober", I believe I can no longer run for public office. Sorry world, I could have done you some good.

In other news I have not actually left the confines of my apartment today and/or the clothing I slept in last night.   I need to get out of this place.


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THans to the end of soccer seasons and its 7y2 hour rule which really means NEVER HAVE FUN rule, I am not completely soober for the first time since like August ( Read more... )