OPERATION: TIME WARP TO 1959

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1svHTrgAtE

Nearly everyday, right before my 9 AM 4-day-a-week class, I suddenly questions why I majored in what I majored in. 

CNN manages some very enticing, if weekly-world-newsesque headlines

Hilarious? I think so.

There are revelations upon which one happens when one leaves city life and spends a prolonged period of time on a mountaintop.  The behavior associated with these revelations are not necessarily sustainable when one returns to the city, nevertheless, they remain anchored in the mind as truths of life.   Mine are as follows ( Read more... )

I just wanted to let everyone know, whenever you go anywhere with anyone, you will want to take me along because I now know 4x10^324324538 ways to save your life ( Read more... )

Everything for next semester is squared away.  I begged my way into a wait listed PE class sucessfully and was pleasantly suprised to find that Dr. Bowling confused my E&M final with the answer key to compute my final grade in the class.

Now all I have left to do is figure out how to tell all my professors that I am skipping their first 3-4

Calvin Crest, CA. 
I wanna welcome everybody to the wild wild west.

The lack of oxygen is not welcoming, however.  Niether are the temperatures.

Internet access consists of elbowing 30 people out of the way for access to the one computer that serves a 20 mile radius.  I have sharp elbows though. 

My sleep schedule has begun to resemble that of a 30 year inhabitant of some badly run mental hospital that still uses shock treatment.

I'll go to bed in 2 hours, sleep till 1, take my exam at 2 PM , study for my next exam till 5AM tomorrow, go to sleep, wake up at 1, take my exam at 2 PM , etc.   Actually I don't know what that "etc" means, I have ( Read more... )