AN AMERICAN CORPORATION ( Read more... )

15 Things to do at K-mart when you are bored ( Read more... )

There are two very weird strangers in the office right now. I have no idea who they are. I didn't even hear them come in! One is using the phone, the other is walking around talking on his mobile. Both are in business suits.

I'm deleting some funny emails I've kept because...well, I don't know why, but I'm going to post some of them in my LJ.

From a jaded friend:

A man is like a pack of cards.

You need a Heart to love him, a Diamond to marry him, a Club to smash his fucking head in and a Spade to bury the bastard.

How come the people I work with can wander around to the snack box in the kitchen, eat a Mars Bar, Snickers or something similar, and never seem to suffer for it ( Read more... )

I'm planning a weekend of doing nothing but catching up on tv shows that I've taped and reading a book. A new book. I haven't read a new book in about two years.

Does anyone have any suggestions? I'm partial to reading inspiring auto-biographies and biographies (my favouritest ever is Jerri Nielsen's Ice Bound) but am open to good fiction too ( Read more... )

Highhorse's LJ stalker is sonneta!sonneta is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also in jail for murder!

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I am bored and I am pissed off. I am waiting for people to ring me back and I'm running out of time ( Read more... )