With one or two I get used to the room
We go slow when we first make our moves
By five or six bring you out to the car
Number nine with my head on the bar
And it's sad but true
Out of cash and IOUs

I got desperate desires and unadmirable plans
My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent
Bring you back to the bar, get you out of the cold
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you know when the most visited site on your browsing history over the past week is Bulbapedia, there is something not quite right with you.

oh and... chansey has evolved! nice!

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YESSSS what i've waited for for two years! its finally here! now i'm jobless and i live a sad life ( Read more... )

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so, i went to gleneagles medical centre today for my eye checkup. it was only about close to an hour, about 20 rounds up and down and 5 inconsiderate f*ckers later that i managed to find a parking lot in the unmonitored, poorly designed carpark. which makes me wonder.. who the hell designs them carparks? is it really that hard to come up with a ( Read more... )

of saying F*** YOU to all the people who keep trumpeting about "the league's in the bag". what do they call it... karma ( Read more... )

it finally happened! the inevitable. the unavoidable. the always-had-it-coming that i wished never would come ( Read more... )

"Why dont you go to the near post," says nemanja vidic.

"Okay," says dimitar berbatov.

That's how it worked on the training ground. Cristiano ronaldo was part of the plan.