Well, the school year is now officialy over, and convineantly, so are all my restraining orders. I now plan to visit revenge upon the skulls of my enimies like bees hurtled at mach 3 out of one of those catapultey things that clowns use to launch pies ( Read more... )

Joseline, I really hate to break this to you, but it seems your boyfriend has the I.Q. of a german hamster trapped in a time space warp. I bumbled through links (in the magnificent manner in which I manage to do everything) and eventually arrived at your boyfriends journal. Before I tried to find his "stand up" I decided to read the first post, I ( Read more... )

Hello people from all walks of life (or hobbles depending on how many legs you have). And welcome to this, my triumphant return to the world of live journal. Some of you may be wondering where I was, but that’s a long and complicated story that involves me questioning my sexuality in multiple instances, so you’ll have to wait until the next time I ( Read more... )

(todays post is broadcast in single paragraph vision!) So today I had a short lived affair with the woman named "corner" (for the slower folks out there, I ran into a wall). It didn't seem that bad, until I noticed the emmense amount of blood leaking onto my face, so I got my ass to the hospital. After getting turned away by my regular doctor I ( Read more... )

Like all the tests I took back in middle school, live journal just failed. It refuses to give me paragraphs, but oh well who cares. So I went to this friend of mines house today to hang out and all that, when he brilliantly suggested that we go for a ride in his boat (there were like 5 people, and he has a lake in his backyard).

So we took ( Read more... )

in late breaking news, i decided that maybe my journal was being a ho, and wanted me to use some html. The problem is though i know html, every time i use it extensivley i feel like my soul is being sucked out through the top of my head, then forced back up my ass. But i digress, my souls sucking ass shoving ways are of no concern to you. I've ( Read more... )

WTF? live journal i thought we had a deal, you give me a free acount, and the government doesnt have to find out about that whole drug dealing thing you tried back in highschool ( Read more... )

Whats that i exist? yeah, bam! in your face, just when you thought life would stop throwing you curves, here i am. A contradiction to everything you hold dear, so eat it. I'd obey the rules of grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and all that other shit, but you people just arne't worht it. Maybee if you beg i might ( Read more... )