I took a quiz, that's how badly I'm trying to put off my project

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Created by gabonator and taken 24 times on bzoink!
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I was thinking about those anti drug commercials (because of something awful's photoshop phriday) and I think a good one would start something like this: It would show a guy grab a girl, tie her up, and throw her into the backseat of a car while she struggles. He'd then proceed to drive off to some deserted country road. While he's driving there ( Read more... )

I'm thinking of writing a book about mario kart, it would be completely hillarious. Except it would be about people going to the racetrack and betting on it, like nascar, and it would be about the drivers too ( Read more... )

What the fuck is up with people not liking smokers hmm? (This entire post is because I read something on Logan's journal or some shit and I got all rilled up. I mean seriously, smoking rules, so everyone shut the fuck up and start smoking. Kissing somone who doesn't smoke is like kissing a rotten potatoe. Smoke goddammit!

To all my friends, stop fucking whining all of you, and laugh dammit ( Read more... )

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So I went out to the movies a few nights ago. Just the typical night at the movies for me, nothing special. We snuck in, and were gonna see without a paddle. Little did we know of the impending danger ( Read more... )

I love lance, to spend the rest of my days with my head between his legs would be eternal happiness. If I were a dollphin I would swim up and show him my underbelly ( Read more... )

Dude, I had this crazy ass dream where like I made this retarded post on livejournal. I hate those weird dreams ( Read more... )