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home on the range
The best part about living at home with my parents is that we're all rocking the memory loss. It means that whenever something goes wrong, rather than one of us blaming another of us, we all share the guilt equally ( Read more... ) -
The fashion police disapprove
"You look like a woman wearing the clothes of a 25 year old red-neck about to go mow a lawn. Someone else's lawn."
"You didn't put on clothes, you put on more pajamas. You're wearing men's pajamas from the 1920s"
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signs of the times
When the phrase "This banana is slimy, but it's not the banana's fault" makes perfect sense (as clearly it was the persimmon's fault) perhaps both parties of the conversation need to chillax. -
25 peaches, 10 tangerine, 200g cherries, 8 apricot, and a watermelon
Apricots are darn cute but what is their point?
Does the grocer-granny really believe I'm capable of eating all this fruit?
Ooh, peach triage stat! Dying peaches, you are delicious.
When you eat peaches you should wear a toga because otherwise you might get peach juice on your clothes and it Never Comes Out.
Kyaa! I accidentally bought a cockroach!
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disoriented in translation
I have a problem with focusing in the mornings, which is my only excuse for running into the sports club 10 minutes before my class was due to start and only then realizing that I had three towels, four shirts, and absolutely no pants ( Read more... ) -
a list
Things my students are probably sick of talking about in my classroom:
dinosaurs
aliens
robots
flying cars
okara
I'm like a soy-based 7 year old. -
I suppose those are good questions?
Playing 20 questions in Japanese, the topic is "living beings/ animal", my animal: hamster ( Read more... ) -
Please take note
For the record, spaghetti squash+nutritional yeast+ ketchup ≠ mac and cheese. Don't believe anyone who tells you otherwise. -
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When I was just a wee-no my mother somehow came to the conclusion that i had a Special Sense for Things. (My father came to the conclusion that i might possibly have sewage between my ears and not much else) Apparently there was a time when I saw a person that was not *actually* there, which reinforced both of their conclusions simultaneously. ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports
After careful consideration I've decided not to endorse lavendersleeves berserker zombie. I think Pterosaurs in the outfield are the way to go.