I have seen many things in my time, but now I have seen the zenith of civilization:


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People date for a lot of different reasons, but I'm only going to talk about two. First off, there are people who date in the hopes of finding their soulmate. Someone they can spend lot a good majority of their time with getting to know them and really developing a connection. These are the people that look at dating as a prelude to a serious ( Read more... )

I got this new promotion, I am now officially the new second in command of the Albany Twin theater in Albany. Today was my first day and I have to admit I am enjoying it.

Cousins from Taiwan are coming, going to have to play host. Their like 18 and 19 years old. I don't know what I am going to do with them...

I've been talking to this girl for the last few weeks... Everything seemed to be going great, we talk a lot, have a good time and go out, when we have time to etc etc etc... Then, as if things were going too well, fate stepped in and revealed a certain detail about her lifestyle, that made it clear to me that there was no future for us. I toyed ( Read more... )

So I took my mom to go watch Star Wars and she loved it. Mind you that should couldn't understand any of the dialog, but she thought Yoda was Super Cool. Then I discovered how I should have watched it. I should have tried to watch in Spanish or something, I bet I would have liked it a lot more in Spanish ( Read more... )

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Galeophobia or Gatophobia- Fear of cats. All right I've done this joke way too many times.
Gallophobia or Galiophobia- Fear France or French culture. (Francophobia) Oh, no... The French!
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage. It can't be fake if 99.99% of men seem to suffer from this.
Geliophobia ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.
Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia) 5 different names for fear of cats? Come on now are they really that scary?
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia) Only three names and the French really are that scary ( Read more... )