So much death including my son's, yes, I know, I was distraught, I swear. I think we all need something to cheer ourselves up.

( So I shall remind you all how incredibly sexy I am )

I've decided that Léan needs a little push in the right direction if she's going to get Fréaláf back, so I gave a her a patented "Wild Woman of Rohan" makeover.

This, of course, led to other things, but you'll have to wait for that. I'll just say it was all completely innocent. Honest. >.>

( In which Hild meets Salmar, in elf and hamster form. Three guesses what she tries. )

Paid account again!

Oh, right, not a ferret anymore either.

...and ooh. Ancestor. *watches Helm twitch* This should be fun. :D

*stretches*

*resumes lounging*

These are my favourite types of days.

*lounges in the throne room*

So in the past week I've annoyed Helm, rat-sat and possibly scarred Theo for life. I've been busy :D

Right now, though, I think I'm just gonna find me a man and relax a bit.

Oh right. Stole a horse, going to Rohan.

Nice to see nothing's changed. They've even left the decor in my room alone. *settles in*

You may be wondering what I've been up to since my family went back to Rohan. Well, I've pretty much just been lounging around Minas Tirith. ( Literally. )

My son married the dark-haired girl. I am Not Pleased.

Didn't I, like, hire someone to take care of that?