I've seen the future, and its wrapped in bacon

[hillsidemike]

Ladies and gentlemen, its official... i are a moron. Tonight i ran into... no, wait, tonight i was viciously attacked by a stationary pole. A street sign to be precise. On the way to my van at exactly 11:37 p.m. while I was admiring the trailer on Ozma's van, a steel pole jumped out of nowhere and brutally acosted me. These things are meant for

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[anonymous]

very cute very cute
crazy mad!

[melthesquirrel]

hahahahahah oh man.

[kideggroll]

Hi-larious!!!

"Have you seen my weiner?"

[singmesweetness]

HAha.. I have a bump on my forehead but I ran into Chris Pillsbury running around a portable in fifth grade. we can bump heads like wesley willis now, you and i!

& spank you for the birfday wishes Dood!!
you are quite lovely yourself!
-Soorya-

[shattered_star]

i want to see video of this incident.