hindred.com are reporting the announcement of a new pope

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last night this morning (4AMish) I was driving home from my routine friday night drunken stupor. my co-pilot for the journey was ryan. obviously i'd had a few drinks and it doesn't take aristotle to say that I was over the legal driving limit. naturally (I say naturally because it's a big conspiracy), I came to a RBT (random breath test), you ( Read more... )

my tummy hurts.

I think i'm pregnant.

happy.. bah humbug valentine's day.

dressed to kill you look so right
I am drunk with lust tonight
your wounds are opening wide
and they might be just my size

( what else would you come to expect from me? )

KOVACS DOES VICTORIA

Scientists have recently discovered that most women will, at some time in their life, contain small amounts of intelligent DNA.
Unfortunately for a large majority of females, this is only a temporary state, as over 95% of them will SPIT IT OUT!

P.S. Check out it out

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Well atleast Tara Reid listened to my last entry.


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Get your boobs out.


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