As an alternative to the "how many beers" or the "1 through 10" rating system, my friends and I came up with the following 5-star scale to rank physical appearance only. There are three things that you must remember before using this scale ( Read more... )

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle ( Read more... )

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men ( Read more... )

A young man called Paul wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's Christmas present and as they had not been dating for very long, after careful consideration, he decided that a pair of gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister he went to Harrods and bought a dainty ( Read more... )

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPERFresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining ( Read more... )

Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of Gorilla ( Read more... )

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK ( Read more... )

THE HUMAN MIND CAN READ BACKWARDS ( Read more... )

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( THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK )

Once upon a time in the kingdom of heaven, god went missing for 6 days ( Read more... )