today is

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the first day
oftherest ofmylife. i love youguys, i just thought

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Taxes were due?

Hey, Aesopean dudes. Do you remember like forever ago when we were all around life #9 and we started wondering whether or not Evan was going to come back because he's a cat and we thought that he'd only get nine lives, but then he came back anyway? And then we thought Elena didn't come back, but it just turned out that she never realized who she ( Read more... )

How did we ever live without the Moderns, guys?

How?

Dude, guys. The last few weeks have been an emotional roller coaster. One of those hanging ones that you can't wear flip-flops on or else you lose them. There was St. Paddy's day, and you know people get generous when they're drunk. And then there was Easter Sunday, and you know they get even more dru generous when they're full of Christian ( Read more... )

Chopping her vegetables with a knife she
Holds carefully, Chelsea keeps both of her
Eyes on her task. A master chef, she won't
Leave out a single ingredient. The
Sizzling pot bears promises of an
Excellent meal, made with lots of love by
A lovely, wonderful friend of mine.

I was watching Highlander today and, man, Sean Connery is totally awesome. He inspired me to write this.

the highland sun sets
moon rises over mountains
men do not wear pants

when the old man turns up his tired head ( Read more... )

Jeremiah, man, remember that Pine Fresh air freshener I got you that just disappeared? I found it on the sidewalk when I was going outside today! I bet it just fell out of the window, but dude. Your heating sucks and it's January. Why did you have the window open ( Read more... )

holy fuck I am so stoned right now man I am baked like a CAKE

Luke dude

dude your name sounds just like dude it has two letters in the same place did you ever notice that???

I know what you were saying about the rich guys I think one of them was trying to hit on my earlier today he gave me $80