Today Norman Mailer died and my girlfriend and I broke up. What the fuck you guys, this world is going to hell in a handbasket! Oh well, time to listen to The Smiths and drink by myself.

So guys, I have this idea! Maybe this sounds kinda dorky, but I want you all to tell me what is sitting on your coffee table right now, assuming that you have a coffee table. If not, you could say what's sitting on your desk, or counter, or kitchen table, or any other surface that attracts clutter, but coffee tables are preferable. Maybe this has ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting here in my room, December 23, I do believe winter has started at this point, and I mean yeah it's Houston so it's not like frigid outside but it's probably sweater weather at least, and I'm sitting here and do you know what I hear? The tinkly melody to "Pop Goes the Weasel" faintly spitting from the speakers of an ice cream truck.  ( Read more... )

guys i'm in south dakota right now. what the fuck. i flew to chicago so i could see big black. it was pretty sweeeeet, but they kinda played unpopular songs on purpose. now we're driving to olympia. thousands of miles. desolate landscapes. lots of corn. i'm sitting in a hotel in sioux falls, supposedly the largest town in south dakota. we ( Read more... )

So guys, last nite I was "surfing the web" and discovered that there are at least two (2) websites where you can look at pictures of kitties and assign them numerical ratings based on your opinion of their cuteness.

www.worldscutestkitty.com

www.ratemykitten.com

I would hope that someone reading this entry is as impressed by these sites as I am.

Hey guys wanna hear a story? (Not as funny as the last entry of this nature.)

So dudes um I fought the law and the law totally won.  Well I have finished my legal proceedings in harris county as of this past Wednesday.  It was actually really gay, my lawyer didn't even come for my last court date, he sent one of his "associates"!  I shopped ( Read more... )

hey guys, my evergreen pals' band  is coming to htown this friday, august 11!!!

KIDCRASH
(from Santa Fe, NM by way of Olympia, WA)
www.myspace.com/thekidcrash

COFFIN DANCER
(from Miami, FL i guess?)

CONSULAR
(also from Miami, FL)

@ THE WHITE SWAN (totally sweet! i love mexicans!!!)
4419 Navigation Blvd

probly like $5 bucks
probly starts at like 9:00 pm
Friday ( Read more... )

Sunnyside is a community in south Houston, Texas, United States.
Sunnyside is outside of the 610 Loop and inside Beltway 8 off of Texas State Highway 288 south of Downtown Houston and is predominately African American. The community's slogan is "Sunnyside Pride."

A large landfill is located in the center of the community.

You guys, I really need to get a job this summer. Preferably a job that won't mind the pending DWI on my record. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Hey gang, this story is mildly entertaining, I promise.

Hey dudes. A funny thing happened to me the other day at Laura Bailey's birthday party. Adam, Chris and I stepped out for a bit to buy some cigarettes, and on my way back, -wouldn't you know it!- those pesky West University police pulled me over. For my Evergreen friends not familiar ( Read more... )