It's now Valentines day. Good luck men.

So the white in me drew me to monster trucks the other day and the funniest person ever was sitting behind me. It was just this nice classy 45 year old lady behind us that was almost unresponsive to the entire event. Except for when Blue Thunder came out. All night. INTRODUCING GRAVEDIGER!!! nothing. HERE COMES EL TORO LOCO!!!! nothing. up next ( Read more... )

I have decided that The Air Up There has ruined and impoverished Africa. It went from people hunting wilderbeast and having feasts and festivals to a bunch of tall ass africans trying to play B-ball in just moments. The only person to succeed in it was Dekembe Mutombo and now all of Ethiopia is in complete dis-array because of a crapy Kevin Bacon ( Read more... )

Daniel is a homo.

His girlfriend can prove it.

This is what he gets for giving me his password, and never updating.

>>>>imposter

In the midnight hour, she cried more, more, more.

BUT WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS!

Aint talking about love. My love is rotten to the core. Just like I told you before.

So many drugs. So very many drugs.

No i won't do it.

NOBODY CARES!