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Boston is very, very clean
The subway stations are mopped on a regular basis! -
Countdowns
I am going to be 23 in a little less than 24 hours (11:37pm) and I will be moving to Boston in a little over one week (9 days). -
Welcome to Summer:
Fucking David Byrne wearing a godddamn frilly white skirt. -
Raaaawrgh! Noooooo!
There are some movies that are so hopelessly over-the-top with insanely hackneyed phrases that you can't help but like it because they seemed to have studiously observed classic lines in every action movie ever and then sprinkled them liberally throughout their movie. They tried so hard ( Read more... ) -
Electrifying! A Hair-Raising Adventure into Unknown Currents!
On Friday, I totally accidentally electrocuted myself with a lamp and a metal door frame. Not to fear, I'm okay, but with this recent spate of accidents, I wonder. Where is my ability to shoot lasers from my fingertips? Am I not superhero material?
Also, did I mention I was totally electrocuted! -
Spreading Seeds of Destruction Wherever I Go!
I also accidentally stabbed myself in the palm with a pair of pruners that I was cleaning because they were contaminated with some sort of English ivy disease because I was previously pruning back the aforementioned diseased ivy. The question is: will this turn me into Poison Ivy? Will I be getting super powers from this accidental wound? Will I ( Read more... ) -
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I totally cut down a tree at work. I'm so rugged. -
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Bobby Jindal and the RNC clearly live in a very different and probably not reality-based world. -
Why the GOP will never be able to relate to non-whites, non-males and non-Christians
Brought to you by Michael Steele, the black head of the GOP. (I thought maybe if I explained that he's black, what he says is not as terrible sounding, but no ( Read more... )