Today I saw a whole pack of lions. It was amazing.

I also saw 5 gorillas.

The Philadelphia Zoo was the first zoo in the nation. (The more you know...)

A biscotti is really just a stale scone.  Don't get it twisted.

I love Third Eye Blind.

They are so ridiculously cheesy, but I love them for this reason.

Their songs would be sooo awkward to karaoke to...almost as awkward as Tom's Diner..Sarah....

For the record, H&M here smells like OMSI.

I miss Portland so much I remember what OMSI smells like.

This is no longer like summer camp, I just want to go home!

I wish winter break was longer so I could do all the things I miss in Portland.

For the record, I don't miss LO, just my peeps, you know who you are, holla back.

Last week, I ate sushi for lunch one day, falafel the next, and the sushi the day after that.

And here it is Tuesday, and I'm pleasantly enjoying my brown rice california rolls again.

I <3 college.

SHAWN TAYLOR DRAKE.

THANK YOU.

WOW!

I LOVE Violet Crumbles.

Thank you SO MUCH!

I've never hated school so much.

I love the weather. I love life right now. So stress free and awesome.

I just did a french project on MC Solaar. Holla back!

I didn't eat a single conversation heart this Valentine season.

What has the world come to?

You know you're a jackass when...

You are reading Supreme Court decision on Findlaw.com in iambic pentameter.

Second semester? Here goes nothing.