Far too late...

[his_woodiness]

Marcus stayed for a few days since when did I stop referring to him by his surname? This is a tad worrying. Must restore rightful balance immediately. He was civil. Almost. For his usual standards anyway. Well, he didn't wreck my place. Or eat all my food. And he even did the dishes once

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[wasted_ed]

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

NO TOUCHING!

Pfft. Breeze my arse. You touched her didn't you?

[his_woodiness]

NO I DIDN'T! Bloody hell! not like it's a broomstick or anything...can't even fly by itself...stupid lump of metal...

[wasted_ed]

YES YOU DID!

A BREEZE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KNOCK HER OVER DUMBARSE!

[his_woodiness]

I NEVER TOUCHED IT! YES, "IT!" oh fuck, I'm in trouble now NOT "HER!" IT! A BROOMSTICK I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT THIS IS FUCKING MENTAL!!!!!

Private to: Oliver Wood

[pen_elope_clear]

Apparently the way to keep him happy is to make sure that his mouth is constantly stuffed full with food.

I think we might be needing that tactic soon...

Private to Penelope

[his_woodiness]

Why? What's wrong? What happened? Is everything alright?

Re: Private to: Oliver Wood // Penelope Clearwater

[pen_elope_clear]

Oh no, it's fine, it's just that he thinks that he's hanging out with you on Saturday night...

Re: Private to: Oliver Wood // Penelope Clearwater

[his_woodiness]

What? I never invited him (although he does invite himself around on quite a regular basis) so I'm not sure how he came to that conclusion.