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his_words_truth

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Mar 15, 2005 20:30

I hath decided that for Gabriel to continue thy Lord's Holy Quest, he shalt need helpers. Keep thy eyes open and ears peeled. Thy community of livejournal hath been infested with swine, and even those that hath not met all thy Lord's requirements shalt be needed to wipe the Earth clean of their presence. If thou art interested, preparest thyself ( Read more... )

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surfnchica26 March 16 2005, 04:17:31 UTC

you are trying to lead people, yet you're saying follow the lord? so now are you saying that you are the lord? cause i didn't know jesus had an lj. and if he did, i think it would be neat, if it were called, 'iamjesus'

his_words_truth March 16 2005, 14:02:25 UTC

Perhaps thou can ponder such deep questions as thee cries thyself to sleep at night listening to such high-quality, independent bands such as Green Day.

livefailure March 16 2005, 07:37:29 UTC

Haha Jesus died in a movie.

goodness! eclissi March 17 2005, 05:32:45 UTC

Now that's not very nice; I'm sure Buddha will be displeased.

Re: goodness! his_words_truth March 25 2005, 17:46:29 UTC

Buddha hath been in from the very beginning. He hath told thy Lord that he wouldst lead thy Lord's creation to a blissful state from which they couldst be made fun of easily once thy Lord's servant, Gabriel, arrivedeth.

Re: goodness! eclissi March 26 2005, 20:11:40 UTC

Oh. Well I guess Buddha is pleased then. Nevermind!
Carry on with the maiming of people's psyche. :D

sexy_cheer_girl March 18 2005, 02:23:03 UTC

Hey this is Linsey, me and my bf are going through a real though time i was hoping you could help me out. THANXS

his_words_truth March 25 2005, 17:39:51 UTC

If thee describeth thy problem to me in explicate detail, perhaps Gabriel couldst be of service.

before_you March 22 2005, 00:12:25 UTC

+234309458034958309485 points