2. Birthday Suits?

[hisashe]

Does anybody have any clothes that they need? I'm talking pants, T-shirts, anything boyish and plain? I'd go and steal some if I could, but I think there are stores in this mansion. (If there aren't, we shouldn't go together.)

Hope nobody understood that... I'm sure I did.

Comments

[halfmanly]

You don't mean uh, skirts? Because I have tons of them- Shit!

If you find any I won't help you.

[hisashe]

Hahaha, that's really horrible of you. I'm looking for something more like, er, pants, but... maybe I won't come by to ignore everything you have?

[halfmanly]

I'm no where near room 308 if you decide to stay away or something. Every thing in my closet is colourful and flowery...

Fuck...

[hisashe]

I can't stand colors and flowers! So I guess I won't be stopping by. I'll be sure not to knock.

[ooc: handwaved right? :D]

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[jerseynumber3]

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[jerseynumber3]

Ah, I don't believe I have any extra clothing in my possession. I would be most unhappy to offer you a skirt and no shirt-

...

Apologies, I don't seem to have anything but female articles of clothing-

[On the other end of the PHS, Takami frowns.]

My humble not-apologies, I do hope you can not comprehend this message.

[hisashe]

Well, that's very awful of you to offer. Do you know anyone who might have a more masculine selection?

[jerseynumber3]

Ah, my boyfriend-

[Takami literally chokes.]

Y-yes! I do mean that completely! I'm homosexual-

[And in his panic, he had done something stupid yet again. You would think that someone who was supposedly intelligent would not make such mistakes, but the words seemed to just slip out.]

Well, he is albeit tall...

[Voice]

[silversoul_xx]

[Gin clears his throat, determined to play a joke on Hisa, forgetting temporarily that it is opposite week. He attempts to portray a "Mu Continent" police officer, and really wanted to say, "You are under arrest for streaking," but this is what came out instead, in a deep, manly voice:]

I'm not a member of the Mu Continent police. Go ahead and streak all you want!

[He pauses, and then breaks into his normal voice.]

OI! W-w-wait! You really have to follow my directions!

Re: [Voice]

[hisashe]

[Hisa looks, well. Surprised would be a good word for it. And yet the outburst is not too surprising, coming out of this fellow.]

I'm afraid that streaking is something that I will ...always be doing for as long as I am in this House.

Re: [Voice]

[silversoul_xx]

...Yeah, that's a bad thing, because pedophiles, lolicons, and Godzilla don't exist.

Re: [Voice]

[hisashe]

Well, I have to give them some reason to stick around!

...Wait. You're saying there... aren't any Godzillas here?