[There are shower noises, and the sound of a faucet being turned on. Followed by that are the noises of Gintoki washing his hair. Then, he starts to realize something.]

H-uh? W-w-what is this? Some prank? Is this red food coloring...?

[He recognizes the scent of blood, and it reminds him of the stench of rotting, dead bodies from the battlefields ( Read more... )

[Gintoki looks skeptically at himself in the mirror. He is dressed from head to toe in light pink spandex, the color of the strawberry milk he drinks. On his chest is a strawberry logo, and his arms and legs are covered in purple gloves and boots. He feels a little ridiculous, especially since to top it all off, there is a large muffin on his head. ( Read more... )

[Gin can be seen in the lobby, sitting on a bamboo mat he had retrieved from the kitchen staff. He is not in his usual outfit, but is actually wearing the simple, meager cloth of a Buddhist monk. His eyes are closed tightly, and his legs are crossed, and all he utters is a simple, periodic "Om" from time to time.((Note: Gintoki will be a monk this ( Read more... )

[Gin opens the door, screaming in frustration. He just continues to scream, and then screams out.]

MY ROOMMATE HAS THE PURITY OF A SCHOOLGIRL OF AGE 5 GOING TO CHURCH.

...

[Gin's temple was throbbing. His attempt to release his anger by insulting his roommate, but this was just making him angrier. Nothing was coming out right. Angry, he shook ( Read more... )

[Gintoki, tired out from the week of saving people, had failed to nurse a wound on his wrist that had been bleeding at one point. Now it was dry and in the process of healing. Unconsciously, he scratched at it in his sleep, shifting slightly. He had been snoring earlier on in the night, but the strange noises he made had died down. He turned to his ( Read more... )

Still number one ( Read more... )

[Heavy, exaggerated sighs can be heard over the PHS. In his attempt to run away from what at first was a bear, which then turned into a bear and a mob of angry bees (seeing as, in the process of running away from the bear, he accidentally bumped into a tree harboring a very crowded beehive). The bees had attracted their natural predators, swarms of ( Read more... )

[The suit that the house had given him was faintly reminiscent of something out of a campy seventies movie. Clad in a deep purple jacket, complete with matching pants, a vibrant red shirt with a butterfly collar, and white platform shoes, he was hard to miss. He had been wondering why something so flashy had turned up in his closet- He had used it ( Read more... )

Canon: I can't do this meme because everything that happens to me in every manga chapter/episode is an FML.

Lords of the Mu Continent!

I don't care who the Hell you are! I'm too pissed off to listen to you. I live by my own rules, anywhere I go. Don't fucking care, you hear? Do your worst. I'll get out of it. I've gotten out of scarier situations before.

[Gintoki is stripped down to his pink, strawberry-print boxers, and growls.It's still hot ( Read more... )